MRW I'm Washing My Car...

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 04/28/2015 at 10:33 • Filed to: Hilarity

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...and my neighbor says, “Wash mine next?”

MLGCarGuy > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:37

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Especially when they have a beat-up car that you really despise.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:37

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CalzoneGolem > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:38

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Just tell them you’ll do it for $20.

Mattbob > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:38

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oh, those guys.... They are soooo funny.. Jokester neighbors.

buford-t-justice > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:41

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What does he drive? If its something cool, ask if you can take her for a rip.

yamahog > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:44

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Ughhhhh, the self-proclaimed funny people... I once had some clown with a shitty bimmer at a self wash place offer to hose me and my bike down. Didn’t even fake laugh.

Jcarr > buford-t-justice 04/28/2015 at 10:51

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Mid 2000s Grand Cherokee. No thanks.

Mattbob > yamahog 04/28/2015 at 10:53

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#notallshittybimmers

Agrajag > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:53

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This would be my reaction.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 10:55

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i was at a park taking pictures of my car after the first wash and some guy come by in a beat old corolla and he was like ‘wow that must have cost you a pretty penny, i think mine is held together by the dirt caked on here’. All I could say was ‘wow that sounds safe’

buford-t-justice > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 11:01

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ewww

nermal > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 11:02

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That’s when you go and draw a giant weiner in the dust / dirt / grime on their back window.

I usually give my cars a good wash / clay bar / wax every few months, and combined with doing the interior it’s about a 3 hr process each. When I’m done they are blindingly shiny, and look better than new. None of the neighbours bother me tho.

Dean Beyer > CalzoneGolem 04/28/2015 at 11:16

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More like $200.

CalzoneGolem > Dean Beyer 04/28/2015 at 11:23

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I’m not as good a car washer as you but $20 is plenty for the type of cleaning I do.

Svend > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 11:46

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So do mine, but as I do them anyway, they are just asking when’s best to do theirs. Lol.

I do get passers by from other streets who come out with...

You’ll wash that thing away at this rate.

You can do mine next.

How much do you charge (jokingly).

It’ll only get dirty again (my reply ‘well you wipe your bum don’t you?’).

You missed a bit! (always has me in stitches or wanting to put them in stitches).

Are you still doing that car?

You should never use a pressure washer on a car, it’ll damage the paint (ye’, right. That’s why after all these years people still use them and advertising is partially geared up to promoting there use on washing cars. Idiots).

and so on. :)

Dean Beyer > CalzoneGolem 04/28/2015 at 11:48

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I would be afraid that they’d except the offer at $20.

CalzoneGolem > Dean Beyer 04/28/2015 at 11:57

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I’d hand wash all comers for $20 a pop.

Kevin Barrett > Jcarr 04/28/2015 at 15:29

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